Hi everyone.
We come to you today with heavy hearts and even lighter scalps.
Our dear friend Sydney Ming is facing a truly devastating condition known as Follicular Abandonment Syndrome—or as doctors have described it, “bro’s hair just gave up.”
It started with a small bald patch the size of a dime. Now, it’s a landing strip for mosquitoes. We’ve tried hats, wigs, Sharpies—but nothing can cover the emotional (and physical) baldness he faces every day.
Sydney has bravely accepted that his hairline is in witness protection, but we haven’t. That’s why we’re raising $0.02 (plus tax) to get him:
A realistic wig from Wish.com
A year’s supply of coconut oil and false hope
Therapy for when barbers start charging him “polish fees”
Please donate to keep Sydney’s scalp warm and his confidence alive.
Even if you can’t donate, a prayer (or a Photoshop of him with hair) goes a long way. #StayStrongSydney #HairTodayGoneTomorrow
